#i can't do this agaiin

[ladyinthebluebox]

please, please don't give Taash a wasp-sized waist in your art. they are NOT built like thattt...

[interrogatormentors]

Im gonna pick up karkat and GNAW on him, like I do to water bottle lids. Dawg is gonna get CHEWED ON.

I WOULD INITIALLY HAVE RESPONDED THIS WITH SOMETHING FOLLOWING THE LINES OF "BOLD FUCKING WORDS FROM A SHITSTINK SIX SWEEP OLD FLOUNDERING ABOUT" BUT THE THING IS I GENUINELY HAVE NO IDEA HOW I AM MEANT TO INTERPRET THIS SENTIMENT. IS THIS A POSITIVE SENTIMENT? MORE INCONCEIVABLE, BAFFLING ATTEMPTS AT HATE-MAIL?

BECAUSE IF ANYONE IS DOING THE BITING, IT WILL BE ME, GNASHING THE FATES THEMSELVES BETWIXT MY MUTATED SWILL-BLOOD DULLED TEETH AND RENDING THEM TO INSIGNIFICANT STARDUST IN A HEATHENOUS MANNER BEFITTING THE EPHEMERAL BLASPHEMY I AM.

THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH ME EXECUTING THIS PRIMARY FUNCTION OF MINE IS THE FACT THAT THE OTHERS HAVE "CONTINGENCIES" FOR THE "IMAGE OF THIS SACRILEGOUS COUNCIL", AND AS THE SUPERNOVA OF A FIGUREHEAD I UNFORTUNATELY QUALIFY AS FOR THE SHEER TRAGEDY THAT WAS THE NATURE OF MY PARADOXICAL ACCIDENT OF A LIFE, I AM BEHOLDEN TO THESE "SOCIETAL STANDARDS".

NEEDLESS TO SAY I'M STILL GOING TO BITE. THEY CAN'T FUCKING STOP ME. I'LL CHOKE ON THIS HIDEOUS BILE THAT IS MY BLOOD BEFORE I ALLOW ANYONE, EVEN OUR OH SO BENEVOLENT HEIRESS, THE CHANCE TO DEFANG ME.

2mh they don't even know chewiing on you ii2 my job.

...are you fuckiing cryiing agaiin?? 2uck tho2e tear2 back up iinto your ocular 2aliine expunger duct2 for the 2ake of both our diigniitiie2.

[pesterloglog]

Aradia Megido, Sollux Captor, Jade Harley, Kanaya Maryam, Tavros Nitram

Act 5, page 3590-3613

apocalypseArisen [AA] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA]

AA: s0llux!

TA: hey what'2 up aa.

AA: y0u will never guess what i just f0und

TA: won't ii?

AA: i d0ubt it

TA: wa2 iit the matchiing ruiin2 2iite?

AA: um

AA: yes

AA: h0w did y0u kn0w!

TA: ii don't know, ju2t a weiird feeliing.

TA: ii feel liike we had thii2 conver2atiion before and that'2 what iit wa2 about.

AA: yeah

AA: me t00

AA: what d0 y0u think it means?

TA: probably nothiing. but now not only doe2 iit feel liike we had the conver2atiion before, but iit'2 goiing diifferently thii2 tiime.

TA: 2o iit'2 extra weiird. maybe your voiice2 are iinvolved?

AA: i d0nt kn0w maybe

AA: maybe y0urs are t00?

TA: ii don't hear a goddamn thiing.

TA: do you?

AA: wait

AA: yes

AA: shes very quiet th0ugh i cant tell what shes saying!

TA: oh well.

TA: why don't we pretend there ii2 no 2pooky paranormal phenomena goiing on ju2t once and talk about what you wanted two talk about.

AA: g00d idea

AA: 0k d0 y0u remember what we talked ab0ut regarding kanayas ruins?

TA: 2orta.

AA: i asked y0u f0r help in understanding the glyphs

TA: ii gue22.

AA: 0_0

AA: are y0u just being difficult 0r d0 y0u really n0t remember

TA: ii gue22 ii don't fiind the whole my2tery of the ruiin2 a2 exciitiing a2 you, ok?

AA: well 0bvi0usly!

AA: but i really appreciate y0ur help anyway

TA: 2ure.

TA: how can ii help, then.

AA: well y0u said that y0ud need an0ther set 0f glyphs t0 make sense 0f them

AA: y0u speculated that there might be an0ther set 0f ruins

AA: y0u even guessed they w0uld be blue! it turns 0ut y0u were right

AA: d0nt y0u think that is pretty c00l?

TA: oh yeah, ii am awe2ome about that for 2ure.

TA: but,

TA: ii can't 2hake the feeliing the2e ruiin2 are goiing two be nothiing but trouble for u2.

AA: but y0u say that ab0ut everything!

TA: that'2 becau2e iit'2 fuckiing true about everythiing!

AA: n0 its n0t!

AA: i did find s0me 0ther neat things d0wn here t00 which are strange but quite harmless and n0t f0reb0ding in the least!

TA: liike what?

AA: like this AMAZING hat!

AA: it is an authentic arche0l0gists hat its s0 hard t0 find them in this style

AA: there are n0 h0rn h0les but i l0ve it anyway its great

TA: pretty 2weet aa.

TA: hey diidn't you al2o fiind 2ome biit2 and piiece2 of your biizarre robot doppelganger.

AA: i wasnt g0ing t0 tell y0u ab0ut that!

AA: damn it h0w did y0u kn0w

TA: ii don't know, ii ju2t "remembered" 2ome more 2hiit about thii2 dii2covery, god 2orry.

AA: this is stupid

TA: yeah, well, ii gue22 thii2 ii2 the kiind of 2hiit you have to deal wiith when two p2ychiic2 talk to each other about 2tuff.

AA: maybe

TA: why don't we piick thii2 up agaiin later when we're not feeliing 2o weiird?

AA: well

AA: 0k

apocalypseArisen [AA] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA] and apocalypseArisen [AA]

AA: ahem

AA: sorry to interrupt i wanted to give you both the chance to remember but it doesnt look like this is going anywhere!

TA: what the fuck?

AA: w0w what

AA: is it coming back yet

TA: is WHAT c0ming back, wh0 ARE y0u?

TA: wh0a h0ld 0n.

TA: why am i talking like y0u suddenly?

AA: this is a mem0ry

AA: in a dream bubble

AA: thats right!

TA: 0h.

TA: that d0esn't really answer my questi0n, but 0k.

AA: y0u changed y0ur v0ice because y0u remembered

AA: like i did

TA: remembered what?

AA: that i died

AA: this is my mem0ry and als0 hers

AA: but i went 0n t0 bec0me the r0b0t wh0se remains are in this crater

AA: whereas she did n0t

AA: i d0nt actually kn0w her st0ry 0r h0w she g0t here but f0r me this was the end 0f the r0ad

AA: this is the afterlife

TA: well, shit.

TA: s0 then i guess i'm dead t00?

AA: nope!

AA: you are just asleep

AA: you are also blind!

TA: h0ly shit, i can't see!

AA: yes thats what being blind means

TA: w0w, awes0me! way t0 be awes0mely sympathetic t00 my terrible new pr0blem, aa.

AA: sollux will you shut up and stop being so tragic for once

AA: you knew this was going to happen! your prophecies of personal doom were practically all you ever talked about

AA: i think you were looking forward to this honestly

AA: shes right

TA: i can't believe this, it's alm0st as if i'm getting...

TA: D0UBLE TEAMED.

TA: 😎

TA: damn.

TA: that didn't feel right at all, i think i might have t0 retire the wh0le bifurcati0n gimmick, puns and all.

TA: actually that is kind 0f a relief, maybe y0u're right, i'm feeling better ab0ut this already.

AA: great!

AA: you should be able to relax now that youve been released from the curse of your vision twofold just like you said youd be

AA: you are now merely doomed!

TA: 0h.

TA: that's... awes0me?

AA: being d00med isnt that bad

AA: i spent m0st 0f my life that way remember

AA: at least y0u have the luxury 0f understanding

AA: and the best part ab0ut being d00med is y0u 0nly have t0 put up with it until y0u die

AA: thats the spirit hahaha

AA: actually i guess i dont have to keep talking like im doomed anymore do i

AA: nope :)

TA: this is s0 weird, what am i even listening t0 here.

TA: 0_0

TA: FUCK, i cann0t BELIEVE i just made that face.

AA: hahahahaha!

AA: hahahahaha!

TA: g0d dammit.

TA: 0h yeah, als0...

TA: why the fuck are my teeth missing?

AA: i

AA: dont know?

TA: 0k, well, great, glad we g0t t0 the fucking b0tt0m 0f that mystery.

TA: myssssssstery. mystery. mySSSSthSSSStery. mysterymysterymystery.

TA: man, i can't even lisp anym0re if i try.

TA: please d0n't laugh, i can tell y0u are b0th enj0ying this, i can smell it using my new blind guy n0se p0wers.

AA: really?

TA: n0 n0t literally, i was j0king. i mean n0t YET. maybe i'll ask tz ab0ut it when i wake up th0ugh.

TA: hey what was that n0ise?

AA: what noise?

TA: i think s0me0ne else is here.

AA: oh its jade!

TA: jade?? wtf.

AA: whos jade

AA: shes one of the humans we met after you died

AA: ok

AA: i guess i am out of the loop on chronology for once

AA: thats fine youll catch up!

GG: ummmmmm hey guys i hope im not interrupting!!!

TA: well, yeah, y0u kind 0f were, s0rt 0f a reuni0n 0f cl0se departed friends g0ing 0n here, but n0 big deal i guess.

GG: oh no!

GG: i can leave

AA: no dont!

AA: sollux try to be polite

AA: there is no reason at all for you to feel hostile toward them anymore

AA: jade is very nice and she did nothing wrong

AA: none of them did so when you wake up maybe you should try to reconcile with them or at the very least just say hello

TA: did Y0U?

AA: did i what

TA: be nice t0 them 0r whatever bef0re y0u expl0ded.

AA: well no

AA: but i should have!

AA: i did with you before i left didnt i

TA: i guess s0.

GG: :o

AA: this is awkward

AA: shush you!

AA: what actually happened after i died it sounds complicated

AA: it is!

AA: ill get you up to speed i promise but guys come on lets not scare away our guest

AA: ok then ill shut up

AA: i think one aradia saying things is more than enough probably

TA: y0u can say that again heheheheheh.

TA: but i mean, d0n't say it again literally, because that's kind 0f the wh0le p0int, and w0uld c0mpletely c0ntradi...

AA: oh my god shut up!

GG: its ok! i can take another nap later when you guys arent busy...

AA: no jade its ok

AA: please stay! im curious about why you are here

GG: well...

GG: i have just been enjoying these little naps more and more lately!

GG: each time i go to sleep i meet more new people and learn so much

GG: but i still cant get karkat to take a nap, boy talk about a guy who is anti nap!

TA: ahahahah, yeah, what a d0uche!

GG: seeeeeriously!

GG: he is the douchiest of crabby crabs who ever douched a big douchey crab

TA: l0l.

GG: but yeah, its been fun, i should really thank feferi again for setting it up so we could meet like this!

TA: wait, ff is here?

GG: yup!

TA: 0h g0d, why didn't that 0ccur t0 me, where is she??

GG: ummm probably in another bubble

GG: but youll find her! maybe during your next nap...

TA: well shit, why can't i just g0 glub ar0und 0ut there in the ring and find her n0w?

TA: i mean, aside fr0m the fact that i'm blind and c0mpletely useless.

AA: navigating between bubbles is difficult here

AA: its better to drift between them naturally as they intersect

AA: not spatially but through common points in memory

AA: to navigate the furthest ring you need to have mastered the flow of time!

AA: that is why i am here

AA: i am alive again so i may assist the dead in this way

TA: huh.

AA: jade tell me

AA: have you seen me here before? i mean me dressed like i am now wearing my godhood

GG: yeah!

GG: you were really nice and helpful

TA: wait, what, y0u're wearing a g0dh00d?

TA: why didn't y0u tell me that, what gives? 0r that y0u came back t0 life??

AA: im wearing a hood and have butterfly wings what else would you like to know

TA: man, being blind is dumb, can i like gr0pe y0u 0r s0mething t0 get up t0 date 0n y0ur appearance, w0uld that be weird?

AA: yes sollux that would probably be pretty weird

GG: i think your outfit looks so cute! i love your wings too

AA: thank you your outfit is quite spiffy too

AA: i like that skirt a lot especially

AA: is

AA: is that a skirt?

GG: i am not sure :o

TA: /R0LLING MY EYES.

TA: is what i w0uld be d0ing if that were p0ssible.

AA: shhh!

TA: aa c0me 0n y0u were making a p0int.

AA: yes ok

AA: you see those encounters you had with me before have not happened for me yet because ive only just arrived

AA: time follows strange paths here as does space

AA: if you travel a great enough distance you may discover you are also traveling either backwards or forwards in time as well!

AA: just as if you stay in one place for too long the geometry of space surrounding you will become unreliable

AA: you may swat the air to your left and discover you have just slapped yourself!

AA: the only way to make sense of it is to understand either property very well

AA: and since i am new here i have some learning to do just like everyone else

AA: but i do know one thing

GG: what!

AA: i knew that the first bubble i would enter would be an important one for us to visit

TA: what's s0 imp0rtant ab0ut it?

AA: hang on

AA: we are moving on to a new memory hold that thought

AA: it is important because it will help us begin to understand why we are all here

TA: what d0 y0u mean why we are all here?

TA: y0u mean in the afterlife? that's easy.

TA: because she's asleep, she's dead, y0u're alive, and i'm blind, c0uldn't be simpler.

AA: no no

AA: not why we are in this bubble now

AA: but why we all exist in the first place and why we all went on this adventure together

TA: 0h, that.

AA: there is much to understand and i believe it all begins with one sequence of events

AA: watching will help those whove passed to understand the purpose of their sacrifice and those still living to understand what must be done to complete the journey still ahead

AA: we will let the memories lead the way

AA: are you guys ready?

GG: i am ready!

AA: ok lets allow the next memory to take shape

AA: i believe it is kanayas

AA: i will reprise my role in a conversation i had with her shortly after i discovered the ruins

AA: everybody hide and try not to spoil it for her until she remembers!

AA: hey kanaya

AA: there is s0mething i want t0 give y0u

GA: Oh Really

AA: yes its s0mething very 0dd i f0und when i disc0vered the ruins the 0ther night

AA: i d0nt kn0w what its arche0l0gical significance is yet but i suspect y0u will be able t0 repair it!

GA: This Is A Dream Isnt It

AA: 0_0

AA: w0w!

AA: uh i mean

AA: o_o

AA: wow

AA: you figured that out very fast!

GA: It Seemed Obvious

GA: Either Im Sleeping Or Im Dead Which Is It

AA: oh i am sure you are alive

AA: you are unconscious now and will likely wake up as your new self very soon

GA: My New Self

AA: yes

AA: you are undergoing a metamorphosis which you have been groomed for since you were very young

AA: much like i was for my various personal iterations including this one

GA: You Mean

GA: Being A Ghost And Then A Frog And Then A Robot And Then A Fairy

AA: yes!

AA: but it sure sounds silly when you list them all like that

GA: Kind Of

GA: What Do You Mean We Have Been Groomed

AA: wellllll

AA: that is what we are about to find out!

AA: if you will oblige us by continuing with this memory

GA: Okay

GA: What Do I Do

AA: why dont we go through this conversation again to the best of our recollection

AA: but i guess rather than acting it out we can just talk about it

AA: the old fashioned way

GA: Was What We Were Attempting Before Not Old Fashioned

AA: i have no idea

GA: It Seems To Me The Nature Of The Afterlife Is Probably Very Old Fashioned

GA: Maybe Even The Most Old Fashioned A Thing Can Get

AA: haha yeah you know what i mean though

GA: Yes Then

GA: This Was When You Were About To Give Me That Unusual Gift From The Ruins

AA: yes

AA: i then had sollux deliver the pieces to you so you could stitch it back up

AA: sollux that is your cue!

AA: come out and play the part

TA: s0 we d0n't have t0 hide anym0re?

AA: no of course not!

AA: obviously the jig is up everyone can come out now

GG: yay!

TA: s0 like,

TA: 0k s0 i'm supp0sed t0 act 0ut what i did bef0re, when i br0ught her these shitty d0ll parts, is that's what's g0ing 0n here?

GA: Yeah Im Still Not Sure Aradia Are We Supposed To Be Role Playing

AA: no guys come on this isnt that complicated!

AA: we are just revisiting the past just like we would if we were talking about it

AA: but it just so happens we can watch it happen as we talk about it

AA: and as a matter of fact

AA: this story does involve a role playing game but not in that way!

TA: thith ith kinb 0f thtupib.

AA: youre stupid and you sound stupid!

TA: h0py thith, i b0 th0unb thtupib.

TA: why the fuckth ith by b0uth fthull 0f all thethe theeth subbenly?

AA: i dont know o_o

AA: but you maaay be waking up soon

TA: 0h, 0k, greath, th0 i will mithth the retht 0f the c00l tht0ry, 0k.

AA: maybe not if we hurry this along!

GG: wait! before we do...

GG: hi kanaya! it is nice to meet you

GA: Hi Jade

GA: Uh

GA: What Is That Thing Youre Wearing

GG: you dont like it???

GA: No I Didnt Mean To Sound Disapproving

GA: But I Do Think More Colorful Apparel Suits You Better

GG: yes i know you told me!

GA: I Did

GG: yes but you probably havent yet

GG: not from your perspective..... i could not help but overhear you are asleep now

GG: you told me all about what happened after you woke up!

GA: About What

GG: about how you turned into a vampire

GA: Whats A Vampire

TA: thith ith ribicul0uth.

AA: thollux is right

AA: i mean sollux

AA: kanaya tell us what happened next!

GA: There Isnt Much To Say

GA: I Repaired The Doll And Made Him A Nice Outfit

GA: With A Far More Becoming Palette And Fit Than The Absurd Tatters He Was Found In

GA: I Thought At Least

AA: yes

GA: Uh

GA: Should There Be Anything Else To This Story

AA: not really!

GG: isnt that daves puppet?

AA: yes

GG: :\

TA: aw sthith, i guethth i'm 0utha here.

AA: bye sollux

TA: thee y0u lather eberyb0by.

GG: bye!

GA: Anyway That Is All I Can Remember

GA: I Quickly Began To Find The Doll Unnerving So I Put Him Away

GA: To My Knowledge He Has Remained Secure In My Block Ever Since

GA: Is He Relevant In Some Way

GG: guys why do you have daves puppet?

GG: what is going on here!

GA: Yes Aradia It Seems You Have Some Foreknowledge Of This Narrative Maybe You Can Tell Us Why Any Of This Is Important

AA: this is only a piece of the story

AA: the other pieces will fall into place with successive memories and it will all become clear

AA: but yes alright i will eliminate some suspense and try to serve as a better guide on this tour through the catacombs of our collective subconscious

AA: the separate tunnels we once traveled in the dark as individuals we now retrace together with a torch

AA: on the walls we illuminate the runes which describe a convoluted origin story

AA: an origin we participated in

AA: we were spurred to these actions by that which was being originated

AA: and incited to acts of revenge as we were turned against each other

AT: i DON'T REMEMBER THIS,

AT: i MEAN,

AT: i REMEMBER GETTING JUMPED OFF THE CLIFF BY MY LEGS,

AT: bUT NOT THE THING i'M DOING NOW,

AA: no

AA: our manipulator disguised his tracks well

AT: dO i,

AT: hAVE TO LIE ON THE FLOOR LIKE THIS,

AT: iS THAT IMPORTANT,

AA: no tavros you can get up

AT: aLSO,

AT: cAN WE, oR AT LEAST i, bE NOT IN THIS MEMORY,

AT: bECAUSE,

AT: iT'S ONE THAT'S NOT AS GREAT AS MOST,

AA: we will leave it soon

AA: but you were doing something very important here

AT: wHAT WAS i DOING,

AA: writing a part of the code

AA: an incomplete fragment consisting of four symbols

AA: comprising the first word of a binary refrain

AA: a pair of sounds emerging from the belly of a fabled tyrants menace

AA: but you authored only one sound of the pair

AA: i would write the other

AA: in the soot of my ruined hive i scrawled my part of the code

AA: completing the phrase of legend

AA: the persisting sounds said to accompany the ultimate demise of the tyrant less an arm and an eye

AA: but even these eight characters

AA: the scrawlings of charge

AA: were still but half the code

AA: there was another half by scourge in two parts

AA: one part three symbols

AA: and the other

AA: five

AA: why the scale was tipped in this way between sisters

AA: i cannot say!

AA: each fragment would be transcribed in our rulebooks

AA: sealing the collaboration between rust bloods and blue bloods

AA: completing the code for our sessions architect

AA: not exactly

AA: there was another fragment

AA: oh?

AA: yes

AA: an additional eight symbols

AA: from a wild card source i suppose

AA: it came from a timeline not meant to happen

AA: the one i came from to ensure it wouldnt

AA: thus sealing my fate

AA: i believed the fragment was gibberish from a lunatic

AA: after completing his rampage through our session

AA: since it was not part of the scripted chronology i was oblivious until it was too late to stop it

AA: not that it would matter if i did the timeline had already gone astray

AA: i pieced together what had happened by sleuthing the various scenes

AA: and discovered the text which the code was recorded in

AA: i decided to return to the alpha timeline with the text

AA: as evidence for his madness i guess

AA: in the alpha timeline this text was destroyed

AA: in an explosion caused by a computer virus

AA: this explosion did not take place on my timeline

AA: i identified this event as the difference prompting the offshoot

AA: and returned to our planet via the reckoning just as i did at the end of my life

AA: though that time deliberately

AA: to influence events quietly to make sure it happened

AA: and later joined the rest of our doomed selves to help defeat the king

AA: the others surely had similar responsibilities along the way

AA: as for the book

AA: i lost track of it shortly after i arrived

AA: yes we all lost track of our books

AA: they were gathered surreptitiously by agents assigned to the task

AA: and in the veil their codes were merged with the ghost imprints of other mysterious artifacts

AA: our first guardian was brought to life on the seed to pass through skaias final gate of defense

AA: the first to find alternia

[dangerousfartharmony]

I HAD A DREAAM AGAIIN!

So there was this exam, right, and they were making us study extremely hard for it to the point where it began to ruin my life so i went on a fucking super-duper-mega rampage.

I was in a large car with my family, heading to the exam. All I can feel is an extreme level of stress.

My mom's there next to me with all the revision sheets trying to get more into me, and my brother was just there, next to me, probably to help keep mom calm.

They all were leaving me off at the test place. Y'know, the exam center, I guess it's called..

As soon as I got out, IT started.

I immediately ran over to this single pane window and I punched it in without hesitation and ran around the corner, then pretended like nothing happened, then when the guy that was in there came round to see who might've done it, I just calmly went 'that way', pointing in the other direction. No blood on my hand, as i'd punched it in so cleanly. The guy goes "thanks mate!" Then walks the direction I pointed.

I then made my way toward and entered the exam center.

I was immediately greeted by a seemingly kind woman. She says in a quiet voice, "Welcome to the exam center. Can I take your name?' I wasn't having it. So i just tried to go into the exam room. It had an orange A4 page on the window with the local high school crest on it, with the words below, "TEST CENTER".

The lady blocked me from entering, trying to keep me quiet, shout-whispering, "There's an exam on! You cannot enter. You can't be doing this"

I immediately shoved her out of the way with force and entered the room.

There were 3 dudes and a beige computer, that looked like it was from the 90's, turned off, of course.

I threw a rock at the CRT screen of the computer and it implodes.

Then the teacher lady immediately tries to come in, so I smacked her with the 90's white roland speakers and bate her up like fuck with them, then after, I said to the 3 dudes that were in there, taking the test, "youre free now, you can go home" then i woke up bc my phone rang bc my cousin needed something..

[badlydrawnerisolsprite]

■h th□t's re□l cheeky, just bec□use I'm □n■nym■us d■esn't me□n I c□n't m□ke y■u hurt, even if we're n■t ■n □lterni□, stupid mutie.

Oh that's real cheeky, just because I'm anonymous doesn't mean I can't make you hurt, even if we're not on alternia, stupid mutie.)

H■nk.

Honk.)

*ArseNon attempts to throw a punch, that will likely be blocked and reciprocated by anyone who wishes to do it*

□rseN■n

ArseNon)

[dude. not riight now.]

oh fuck actually iit2 2o niice twwo u2e tho2e agaiin. hell yeah.

[originalhomestuckscenarios]

For the Valentine's event, if it isn't a problem, could I request an unsent confession letter from Sollux to Karkat? Quadrant is up to you, tho redrom would be much appreciated! I hope this is ok to request ;w; Thank you!

I like moiral stuff with them more, but can't say no to red ;)

Also I thought I'll write it a little differently than my usual Unsent Letter format!

This is a part of 3x Valentines event (All slots are taken)

Sollux x Karkat unsent love letter

Feferi managed to get Sollux to talk a little bit more about his feelings. It wasn't anything unusual, it was sort of like a habit of theirs to just get rid of some tension together.

Sooner or later him slipping up about his red feelings for Karkat was almost inevitable, and his sea dweller friend almost felt like Nepeta at that moment with the amount of encouragement she gave to Sollux to confess his feelings.

In the end they ended up on a compromise which is writting a love letter so at least he won't be bottling any of it up.

He wrote it and thought about destroying it immediately, but for some reason he decided to keep it. Maybe he just wanted to look back on it to see what a stupid idea it was.

But regardless he'd soon regret that choice. Because Karkat ended up finding it.

It was definitely tossed around, it also had rushed handwriting but it was still readable. As much as anyone with any esthetic sense would rather not.

Kk

Ii know you'll never 2ee thii2 thiing 2o Ii'm even a biigger fool pretendiing you wiill and adre22iing thii2 two you. But iif Ii don't do iit riight ff wiill prob2 2ay iit diidn't count and force me two write iit agaiin. You prob2 would 2ay the 2ame thiing now that Ii thiink about iit. Ii stiill have no clue why the fuck diid Ii agree two wriite thii2 2hiit, but 2iince iit'2 a good way two get you the fuck out of my thiinkpan 2o be iit. Ii'll wriite iit only once and you'll never catch me admiittiing two iit. 2o iit'2 a one iin never agaiin chance for you two 2ee iit. No? You're not readiing iit becau2e iit'2 ju2t for me two play pretend? Two bad. But Ii'll say iit anyway2. You're cute kk. Ii don't know how or when, but Ii do have red feeliing2 for you. Maybe one day when you 2top beiing 2o lame Ii won't be a2hamed two admiit iit two you lol.

Karkat had no clue what to do from that point forward. Since he clearly wasn't meant to see it he shouldn't bring it up, but at the same time he wanted to talk to him about it.

It was a hard choice to be made. So he tried to pretend to not have seen the letter. He failed at it miserably though.

Sollux didn't know if he should laugh at himself for not tossing that thing away or at Karkat for being clueless about hiding the fact that he knows.

But either way he wasn't going to just pretend nothing happened. If anything, he sort of forced Karkat to talk to him. And the two became matesprits.

[knights-unwelcommentary]

Eridan trying to get future Karkat to wing man for him with his current self

Equius trying to get Karkat to indulge his kink

Fefering inviting Karkat to her and Sollux's feelings jam

KANAYA: Um KANAYA: Okay I Will Leave You Be FEFERI: Kanaya, I see t)(at look on your face. FEFERI: You are curious, but are nervous about meddling, M I RIT------E?KANAYA: Uhh SOLLUX: ff come on we we're haviing a priivate conver2atiion here. FEFERI: It's ok, really! We were s)(aring some feelings about stuff. Sollux was feeling bummed out because Aradia blew up, and s)(e was )(is very close friend. SOLLUX: 2iiiigh, HOLY 2HiiT, ye2 let'2 talk about all my problem2 openly, ii LOVE that. hey kk, check thii2 out, my emotiion2 are 2erviing a2 entertaiinment agaiin! FEFERI: Yea)(! -Ey, Karcrab, get yer nubs over )(ere! Plenty of room in t)(e pile! FEFERI: OMG, t)(at was SUC)( an obscene gesture )(e just made. 38O

Kanaya offering an ashen intervention

Karkat being a self hater

FCG: THIS FEELS SO INSANE TO ADMIT, BUT FCG: OVER THE COURSE OF THIS ADVENTURE, AT TIMES I ACTUALLY BEGAN TO SUSPECT I WAS MY OWN KISMESIS. FCG: HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT???

Sollux and Karkat doing the I love you more no I do no I do hatred edition

Tavros winking

KARKAT: WHICH REMINDS ME, I GUESS I SHOULD SAY... HI TAVROS AND EQUIUS, AGAIN??? NICE TO SEE YOU GUYS BACK WITH US, SORT OF. KARKAT: PARDON ME IF I CAN'T GET TOO SENTIMENTAL ABOUT THE REUNION, SINCE ALONG THE WAY HERE, WE RAN INTO ABOUT TEN DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF YOUR STUPID GHOSTS. KARKAT: THAT KIND OF LETS A LITTLE AIR OUT OF THE POIGNANCY BALLOON, SORRY! TAVROSPRITE: hEY BUDDY, };) KARKAT: DON'T WINK AT ME

Vriska flirting with Karkat by means of a power move

CG: HEY LOOK AT ME BEING THE ONE TO TALK SHIT AT WARP SPEED THEN LOG OFF BEFORE YOU CAN REPLY. CG: BYE, IDIOT. carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling arachnidsGrip [AG] carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling arachnidsGrip [AG] AG: Oh, 8ack so soon! Did your thum8 slip on the 8utton???????? AG: I guess you can't get enough of me. AG: ::::) CG: YOU MADE ME DO THAT. CG: AND YOU KNOW IT. AG: You 8n't got nothing on me and you can't prove shit!!!!!!!! AG: Anyway, Karkat, I just wanted to say. AG: <3 arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

Can't find anything on Nepeta (either because she has too few lines or because she was hiding her crush) and nothing tangible enough for Aradia

[pluttskutt]

eddie will not be singing to steve a la Patrick style with "I love you baby" but he will be singing and rocking out to his guitar with Kiss "I was made for loving you"

[hydrate-or-diedrate]

weeoo weeoo beetch we starting act 5

Oh do we get to finally actually meet the trolls?! Like yeah we've seen some of them before but! Actual introductions?? :0

oh my god they've given me an alphabet, they know not the mistake they've made THIS is Karkat Vantas? THIS one? Really? Well, I suppose even his name sounds a bit crabby lol

AND HE LOVES ROMCOMS ASMDBHJAKHJ

I'm going to scream

Yes this is shouty mcshoutsalot i am aware

Only 5 other friends? I thought there were 12 of these freaks

Jegus

his expressions are so stupid its great

haha halloween house, edgy boy "It's almost as useless as those arm-swing flappy things on mailboxes" jesus jegus man it's just called a flag

DVDs how i miss thee

oh god which zodiac sign is this? google says capricorn

pLeAsE jUsT kIlL mE nOw WhYyYyYyY

aAaUuUhHh...

this the dude? :0 i'd ask if they have vitiligo but, seeing as this was made in 2011 i doubt any sort of inclusivity decisions were made. i still choose to believe vitiligo until proven otherwise even though i'm certain i'll be disappointed

dear god

je5u5 fuck not the gemiinii agaiin theiir text miight actually hurt my braiin the mo5t 5o far

nubslurping fuckpod

Terezi Pyrope likes dragons, shes my favorite troll because she has incredible taste

ok4y w41t 1 forgot sh3 u53s numb3rs to wr1t3 th1s m1ght 4ctu4lly k1ll m3

oh god not the ** actions, this truly is from 2011

:33 < this one is okay, very readable

oho? aries?

i can't believe the gemini one wears 3d glasses over 3d eyes smh

look im sure ill memorize all their names eventually but for now im referring to them by zodiac sign sakhjklah

beenary code

Day 6 of reading homestuck

Oh my gosh a self insert hello andrew

"One year of homestuck" I feel so bad for anyone who read this as it came out, seeing as I just sprinted through the first year of content in 5 days

I love how John just stole a child

thii5 ii5 horriible and iim goiing two diie

Maplehoof beloved

Jade is such a badass I love her

Sord

Paradox babies holy shit

Hell yeah Casey take us there

Oh my gosh this guitar solo is so long

End of act 4 already???

Oh, I've been had

Jade is such a sweet girllll waaaaaa

we have cotton candy dumpass

bye bye jade robot and paradox bapies

MOTHERFUCKER

AGAIN WITH ME MANAGING TO STOP READING RIGHT BEFORE THE END OF THE ACT GODDAMMIT

john is crying nooooo

okay so dream jade is definitely dead but i am not sure about real jade

FINALLY ACT 5 NOW I CAN DO MY GODDAMN HOMEWORK WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT LOSING MY PLACE

[m-jelly]

JELLYYY! ITS ME AGAIINN

CONGRATS ON 2K, LUV! I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOUUUU ( ˘ ³˘)♥

Ok so the prompts I'll be using is "I have something to confess" and "I've been thinking"

so the idea I have is that Levi and reader haven't seen eachother for a loong time and Levi finally tries contacting the reader

( ik the plot seems bland but its just in my 11PM drunk thoughts༎ຶ‿༎ຶ aand i hope the prompts fit the plot i mentioned) n e wayz congrats agaiin mwaa (~￣³￣)~

(~￣³￣)~ hello my lovely!! Been a while! Miss you boo. Thank you so much!!

4) I've been thinking...

6) I have something to confess.

Levi and you knew each other as kids, but you became distant due to moving schools. You met up as adults and clicked. You exchanged your numbers and chatted. You spark up a friendship again and become close. You have to go away for work and it means you can't talk to Levi for a long time. When you return, Levi shoots his shot and calls you.

You: Hey, Levi. I'm back finally! We should catch up again for drinks. Can't believe I was out of the country for two months! How have things been?

Levi: It's good to hear your voice again. I'm okay, things are well and my business is running smoothly. I'd love to have drinks with you, I think it'd be good, but before we do I have a few things to say.

You: Oh yeah? What's up?

Levi: Well, while you've been gone I've been thinking...

You: Tell me what you've been thinking about.

Levi: *sigh* I have something to confess. *he softly says your name* I'm in love with you. I've been in love with you since we were kids. Meeting you again has been the best thing ever because I got to fall in love with you all over again. Losing you for two months made it clear to me how much you mean to me and how I can't walk away from us and you again.

You: Levi...

Levi: I know I'm not much. I'm not a good looking guy and I'm not confident in social settings. I'm not this stud of a guy with lots of brains. You deserve an incredible person who will have all that and treat you right. I can only give you love and I can spoil you, but I don't have the looks and social skills. I'm sorry.

You: *sniff* Levi. Why would you say horrible things about yourself? Do you know how attractive you are? You're stunning to me! You're so handsome. When I'm with you, I don't get flutters and nerves. I feel calm with you. I feel safe and I feel like I'm home. I don't need some socially perfect guy. Levi, I want you.

Levi: Really?

You: *giggle* Yes! I love you, Levi! I love you for you. I've loved you since we were kids as well.

Levi: *small laugh* This...this is incredible. I never thought...I love you.

You: I love you.

Levi: I love you.

You: *laugh* I love you.

Levi: *hummed laugh* I love you."

You: So, can I come over and we talk a bit more?

Levi: Actually, I want to take you out for dinner and drinks. Tell me where you are and I'll come pick you up.

You: I'm at home. You know my address, right?

Levi: Yeah. I'll see you in half an hour?

You: Perfect. I can't wait.

Select the link to take part in the 2K event

[despairfoundxx]

“I think someone deserves a spanking.” (Izuwu from exxxtraspicyhopefulmuses)

Reward & Punishment @exxxtraspicyhopefulmuses

{u got it beb 🖤 foxxy au?} Nsfw below. Dom. Izu brings 'punishments' and some bad role-play. He got better tho.

Ko's eyes lit up as the words fell from the wolf's lips. He'd only recently gotten used to the idea of some role-playing and even a little more rougher play thrown in. This seemed to be one of those times.

Hajime was at college, and it seems that one of her more recent purchases hadn't gone unnoticed as the wolf finally appeared around the corner to stare her down in the living room.

"Please don't do that," the words spoken were delivered in a sultry, yet begging tone. "I promise to behave~" Ko applied some decently skillful pretend begging and put on an expression to match.

She was even on his couch, a space Izuru had claimed as his own territory long ago despite it being in the brunet's house.

Or, rather, she was leaning over the arm of it, nearly bare ass facing his direction while her hands rested on the seat cushions. He could not only see the short uniform she had purchased, but the main target of his attention. The sight (despite his normal cool demeanor) had his dress slacks feeling uncomfortably tight. "You always promise," his tone seemed sharp as he quickly undid his belt and pulled it through the loops with a quick tug. "I'll just have to give you a punishment so the message becomes clearer. I told you not to purchase those kinds of outfits." The wolf actually growled.

"You belong to me and Hajime. No other male deserves to see something like this."

He folded the leather in his hand and gave the fox a hard enough smack on the rear with it to gain a reaction, but not quite enough to leave marks. Ko gave a whimper each time he repeated the process again and again. This time her begging shifted to another refrain. Her ass lifted a little more. "Please punish me, Izu~ I've been so bad. I deserve this."

His former love taps did hit a little harder, but again he refrained from leaving any bad marks to cause her to be unable to sit later. "You deserve far more than this, but I can't help it. See what you've done?" Izuru moved to grind himself against her and Ko gave a different kind of whimper. More primal and full of her own kind of desire as she moved against the arm of the couch to try and align herself better to his grinding.

"No," he warned. "Not until you properly apologize." This time, he smacked just a little higher up and produced a rather delighted yelp. 'How bad off is she...?' He thought to himself as she now wiggled beneath him. He didn't truly like hitting his mate, nor trying to appear all that controlling. Izuru had grown to like having what he knew others couldn't have.

"I-I-I'm s-sorry Izuuru-saamaa.." she tried to play more remorseful even if she was enjoying this exchange. "I-I won't do it agaiin~"

"That's more like it," the wolf responded and leaned in to move her long hair aside, kiss the back of her neck and leave occasional love bites. The fox was definitely going to be smelling of him before the day was done.

[boycottyashahime]

It's me agaiin , even if RT didn't get involved in the serie , she still let them do the sessrin stuff so to me it's the same . Like in d gray man licence the author get mad at anime staff for doing awful art promotion for her mc and his friend kanda, she didn't allow anymore stuff from them. So if she let them i will not forgive that . Child grooming is disgusting , can't let your own character be that disgusting.

As I've said before, we have no idea what kind of contractual obligations Sunrise and RT have with one another. The legal "ownership" of Inuyasha may be a lot murkier and more complicated than you're considering. Just because the author of D Gray Man was able to kick up a fuss over those characters being misused doesn't mean RT has been afforded the same luxury. She and Sunrise began a business partnership long before the current trend of letting authors steer the ship on adaptations, so there's a good chance that RT wasn't given a ton of negotiating power in the adaptation of her work to screen. Just ask Roald Dahl about the various important changes HE had to cede when the movie adaptations of his stories started coming out. And he wasn't even a woman, which in a lot of cases adds a whole other dimension of difficulty to the issue.

Does this mean RT has NO power whatsoever in the adaptation of Inuyasha? Not at all. It just means that we shouldn't assume that she's letting Sunrise get away with unpalatable minutia in the sequel. There are a LOT of factors at play here, most of which are invisible to us, a lot of them specifically because Japan is a society that encourages a veneer of outward harmony and contentment, even when there's a fight behind the scenes. We have no idea what RT had to accept about the sequel, and what she put her foot down regarding.

In any case, it's worth me pointing out, yet again, that the author is absent. Whatever RT has or has not endorsed, she doesn't get to dictate how you interpret her work, and whether you adopt any after-the-fact supplementary material. She said it herself, the story is done, and no matter what nonsense retcons or OOC plays the sequel puts out, it can't erase the actual series.

[slytherinbangchan]

OMG I've just finished your tattoo artist serie and I loved it, so I was wondering if you could do something like this agaiin with changbin, like showing how they went from friends to lovers. Also I ove how the girls are like really needy for them but the guys too. Like can't you just open a wattpad account and do a story on this serie because it was just so good. I want mooooooorrrrreeeee. Anyway, thank in advance :)

Well, first of all, thank you so much for your msg and your appreciation words! And secondly I really enjoy rewriting my own already finished stories from another angle.  And since Tattoo!Artist!Changbin was the first one I posted on that style I feel it can be fixed in so many ways. I’d love to give it another chance. Actually as I was writing some of them (tattoo series) I thought about giving one of them a different angle. But at the end I finished the series and didn’t do it. Now I will for sure. So please look forward to it!

If people enjoy it I’ll do it with the other tattoo members too.

[elizaxspears]

I should really start doing something productive

*turns on FFXV for the hundredth time*

Okay, maybe tomorrow

and tomorrow, nothing changed.